Due to Finals I won’t be able to do an end of the year episode of PTR, sorry y’all but I think i speak for everyone here at WJJW when i saw happy holidays and i can’t wait to get back on the air in january w/ a stocking load of new music.
one part oh shit, 2 parts im gonna fail if i dont do this, one part drugs 11 parts caffeine 0 parts sleep 15 parts studying for shit that you probably should have known a long time ago mix throughly and try not to kill yourself
“This is my Death Ray!
Thought about changing that name a few times. Matter-Displacing Ray, World Conquering Ray, Ray Of Eternal Suffering, etc etc. But Death Ray! DEATH!!!! Really cuts to the heart of the matter, you know? DEATH RAY.
Sorry, I’m rambling. This Death Ray’s really been such a labor of love…once you get me started, I go on a roll! Ha ha.
Anyway. Name me ruler of America or I’ll kill you with my Death Ray, Mister President.”—Doctor Sivana (if I wrote Doctor Sivana) so why isn’t Nate Cosby writing everything?
NHL realignment not as much of a hot mess as first feared
So here’s the skinny: the current system of two conferences split betwixt 3 divisions is out, the new set up calls for 4 divisions (currently called A-D) A and B both roughly corresponding to Pacific and Central conferences. C/D are both eastern teams C being current Northeast division and D is the current Atlantic conference w/ the remnants of the Southeast conference divided up between the two. This seems to do a pretty good job keeping (the old interesting) rivalries intact
as for the playoffs, here’s the break down straght from the horses mouth
"The top four teams in each Conference qualify for the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The first-place team would play the fourth-place team; the second-place team would play the third-place team. The four respective Conference champions would meet in the third round of the Playoffs, with the survivors playing for the Stanley Cup."
you are never going to please everyone but i think this set up coupled with a balanced schedule could lend it’s self to parity
I’ve provied a few guesses as for what the new conferences will be called
A: Smythe, Lennon, Mr. Fantastic, Choleric (8)
Anaheim, Calgary, Colorado, Edmonton, Los Angeles, Phoenix, San Jose, Vancouver
B: Norris, Starr, The Human Torch, Sanguine (8)
Chicago, Columbus, Dallas, Detroit, Minnesota, Nashville, St. Louis, Winnipeg
C: Adams, Harrison, The Thing, Melancholic (7)
Boston, Buffalo, Florida, Montreal, Ottawa, Tampa Bay, Toronto
D: Patrick, McCartney, The Invisible Woman, Phlegmatic (7)
Carolina, New Jersey, New York Islanders, New York Rangers, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Washington
This is a move i didn’t see comming, i figgued they’d just swap Columbus and Winnipeg but i think this will pan out ok. even though there are some clear winners (the Jets) and losers (the Islanders)